Thursday, 24 February 2011
Wednesday, 23 February 2011
Fantastic performance by my superdooper new Shadow Foreign Secretary on the telly!
Despite being roughed up by that nasty Paxman he bravely struck to the storyline that the troubles in Libya are happening under a Tory-led Coalition and therefore nothing to do with any of us.
Tuesday, 15 February 2011
Tuesday, 8 February 2011
Sheer Genius! I have to congratulate myself, because this is such a brilliant wheeze, straight out of Roger the Dodger's best ever cunning plans.
The wicked evil Tories are always pointing their horrid little fingers at all the policy mistakes that we made when we ran things, as though running up a huge deficit was somehow a bad thing. So now I have decided that they won't be able to criticise any of my policies, by not having any.