Well, I hope that everyone noticed how horrible the Prime Minister was to me today.
This is a trick I used to pull when I was at school. All the other kids would pick on me saying I looked like a fucking weirdo, so I'd wait until some teachers were around and then burst into tears. This worked a treat, getting me sympathy and sometimes even a chance to warm up in the staff room, and the bullies would get detention.
Of course, I had to be careful on the way home.
This time I have to be careful at meetings of the PLP.